No Trojan

No Trojan
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Brandon Scott (S.O.T.R contributor)

Lane Kiffin is On the Move once again. Who is that you ask? I cant agree more with that thought. New USC Trojan Football Coach Lane Kiffin, is only known because his last name, donned also by one of the most successful and heralded Defensive minds of all time Monty Kiffin, who happens to be his father. Now, I’m not opposed to following in your father’s footsteps, but lets be frank, if he has even deserved “1” of the head coaching jobs he had, then I deserve to be executive assistant/best friend for Mark Zuckerberg, my fellow 80’s baby, the millionaire CEO of Facebook.

Now my motivation for writing is my love for Knoxville and the orange and white checkered end zone. I have to admit, I bought into the whole thing. His brash and frat-boy attitude, drawing sanction after sanction, entertained all of us. As he riled the troops with promises of Alabama upsets, and Singing `ROCKY TOP’ all-night after beating defending Champion Florida. And now, just like that he’s gone. Its not the fact that he’s so great and will sorely be missed but the fact that he not only threw us in the trash, but he took the time to Urinate on us first. Not only did he pack in the middle of the night and leave, but he took his poppa with him, and even our recruiting coordinator. This is more of a kick in the groin then a slap in the face.

The only positive I can take from the whole situation was his press conference Wednesday Night, at 8pm in Southern Cal. The Trojans, whom I love to hate, seemed very much vulnerable after the abrupt departure of Genius Coach Pete Carroll. With a quick, knee jerk reaction, USC just got this rash from Tennessee, after a long night of drinking and fornicating, a rash, that frankly I’m ecstatic about getting rid of.

Go Trojans!!!….LOL
P.S. Over/Under On Years as Head Coach of USC is ( 3 ½ )

What you thinking….?? U know What Im Thinkin… UNDER…smh

Lane Kiffin supporters -- On The Run?


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Say Hello To The Bad Guy: Lane Kiffin leaves Tennessee Volunteers for USC Trojans job

On The Run Profile:

Lane Kiffin
Alias: The Weasel
Enemies: Al Davis, Tennessee recruits, students, and alumni & Florida Nation.
Alies: Monty Kiffin (the last name is not a coincidence)
Position: NCAA Football Head Coach and part time con-man
College: University of Southern California

Previous Jobs:

• University of Tennessee Head Coach: (Less than 48 hrs. ago)

• Oakland Raiders Head Coach: 2 years removed (physically by Al Davis)

Other Identities

Career Record
7-6 (NCAA - All with Tennessee)
5-15 (Oakland Raiders)
Bowls: 0-1

Lane Kiffin -- On The Run, Again!